Sunday, May 24, 2009

I was just surfing the net on a random note of ennui, the other day, n found some really intriguing stuff [courtesy Google]:

A guy who has too much time on his hand n other body parts:
http://www.beseechfanclub.com/bored/


if ur a 1st std kid, amused by the WOWness of internet
http://web4health.info/en/aux/do-instead.htm


if u have an Unlimited broadband plan, n love videos:
http://www.i-am-bored.com/


Still,
Bored? Listless? Help is at hand!
Pass away the pointless hours with our list of things to do when you're bored:

http://www.urban75.org/useless/bored.html

Here's some of the crassiest ideas:

Scratch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
Go ahead, scratch yourself now. Even if nothing itches, go ahead. Doesn't that feel pretty good?

Pinch yourself
(Amusement Potential: 1-3 minutes)
What is pain? Why is it unpleasant? There's nothing physical about it - it's all in your mind. Plus, after pinching yourself for awhile, boredom will seem nice next to being in pain.

Try to swallow your tongue
(Amusement Potential: 1-2 minutes)
There's not much to say about this one. It is possible, but really stupid.

Look at something for awhile, shut eyes, study after image
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
Another great time waster. It takes about 30 seconds of staring to create an after image, and the image is then viewable for about the same length of time. Fun to combine this one with pushing on your eyes.

Pretend all humans will die except for people in room with you
Amusement Potential: 10-20 minutes)
What would you do if this really happened? Would the group stay together, or would there be factions? Who would join what group? Remember, there would only be power for a few days before the plants ran out of fuel or broke. To travel, you would always have to be near cars to siphon gas out of. Best to do with people you know.

Step off a curb with eyes shut, imagine it's a cliff
(Amusement Potential: 2-5 minutes)
To get any benefit out of this one, you have to have a good imagination. Don't step off immediately, build up to the jump. Study the ravine below. Feel the winds at that altitude. Step off and...AHHHHHH!!!!!






MORAL OF THE STORY:

u will never again dare to be bored!

















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